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A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap

im so, so sorry

"The 5-year-old daughter of contemporary Christian singer-songwriter Steven Curtis Chapman died after being struck by an SUV in the driveway of the family's Nashville-area home late Wednesday afternoon (May 21). Maria Sue Chapman was playing in the area with several other children. Her teenaged brother did not see her in the driveway when he struck her with the Toyota Land Cruiser he was driving. A spokesman for the Tennessee Highway Patrol termed it "a terrible accident" and said no charges are expected to be filed. The child was the youngest in the family and one of three daughters adopted by Chapman and wife Mary Beth. The entire family was home at the time of the accident."

got it from ange

Mothers Day

Late, yes. But still attractive.

They Don't Exist

I decided at my soccer tournament this weekend that gilrs U14 and under soccer, and the "WNBA" really doesn't exist. They don't. See?

Concert #2

thats all for now

So, I Dislocated My Finger

Never liked that word, "dislocated." Makes it sound like I lost it. I didn't.

Thats Not Nice

Got this lovely message saturday.

I was There

I Eat Lucky Charms

yeah girl

Indie Thursdays

Every Thursday at Serrano is now indie day. Be jealous friends, be jealous. yeah girl

A Marvelous Photo Blog

I kind of feel creepy posting this, but I really don't care. There is a great blog I read every day, and its called Paris Daily Photo. He takes great photos, seen as in gems such as these. The guys name is Eric Tenin. I wanna be like him!

Music (indie, actually)

is a joyous creation. I'm digging so many new bands right now, including
Lakes
Avner
MGMT
The Submarines
The Friday Night Boys
The Kills
The Scenic
Death Cab For Cutie
Sherwood
Overview
Amberlin
The Bolts
Say Anything
Sun From Shadow
Amazing Baby

and this radio station. indie 103.1


can you dig it?

Things I Hate, Dislike Strongly, Or Love

Things I Hate (Or Dislike Strongly)

1. Americas Next Top Model
2. The LRA
3. Racism
4. Ignorant People
5. Deception
6. Oprah Winfrey
7. Satan
8. Rap
9. Serrano

Things I love

1. My Family
2. Droopys
3. Indie Music
4. Church
5. Friends
6. Photography
7. Computers
8. Graphic Design
9. Soccer
10. Skateboarding
11. Shopping at the Spectrum with Friends

Injuries, Injuries

My family is plagued by injuries recently. between my War Wounds, (part I), comes from my sister and dad, War Wounds Part II.


Those are my sisters legs. Notice the left? Its really that big. She actually tore her ACL. So pray.

New Pictures!!!

Oh wait, this isn't myspace. I don't have to be like"New pics!!!Coment pleazee!!!" Anyway, I took these pics, then did stuff top them. I liked them. If you don't sucks for you.

Orthodontits Must Be Indwelt By Satan

Last week, I went into the ortho, expecting to have my braces taken off. Ironically, it was April Fools Day. Anyway, my ortho goes "Are you excited, blah blah blah," then "Oh No. I forgot to make your retanier. You will have to come back next week." I'm thinkin. "Ha, April Fools!" not. It was real. So I came back today. This was me before I went in.

And After.







gorgeous. check out the poetry below

you and me

and now we’ve dug ourselves into a hole

we couldn’t escape. I want the days of old

when we were young,

I know we’ve forgiven, and forgotten,

what I just can’t wrap my head around,

is that one fact.

im unperfect,

but you’re there

I just cant get enough

and I cant wait for the rest

im filled with content,

but that’s never enough,

all around me

people ask,

about you,

about me.

that ask why.

the answer?

God

the time is now

i have a couple of attempts, they will come over the next few days.

this ones called the time is now

right around the corner,

for all to see

are you blind,

or do you see?

its hear.

the time is now.

to stand up,

and take a stand for what’s right

don’t be invisible.

be the one that stands.

be the one that does do the right thing

no matter the cost.

be the one who everyone knows,

for the right reason,

not the wrong.

be the one.

Check You Out

Global Soles

Ryan Wilke, Kyle Smith and I went around collecting shoes for Global Soles. We got so many, over53 pairs! It was awesome

Paint Palooza

That was my poor, poor hair.

Yardd Saleee!!!

On Saturday morning, my good friends the Lunardi's had a yard sale. There was a lot of reat pictures that resulted....including socks with sandals, atrocious candle holders, and people buying them.

Someone bought them, I have video proof. I'll upload it to Youtube

Woody!

Told you...

Bag For $1?

At the Foothill Ranch Library, as of Tuesday, has a gnarly deal gong on. Its 1 Target Bag of Books for $1. Say what? I give you proof!

Eek! A Rat

My cats a puma! A vicious, viscous puma!